
Like all wine lovers I thought the movie “Sideways” was one of the greatest movies of 2005 and regarding that movie, who can forget a disconsolate Miles sitting down at a fast food chain to drown his sorrows with a bottle of Cheval Blanc 1961 from a Styrofoam cup?
I have tried a few vintages of Cheval Blanc in recent years (1983, 1986, 1999, 2000, 2004, 2006, 2007) but I have been anywhere near a fast food restaurant and, in fact, whilst sipping the wine as graciously as it deserves, the thought of fast food was, in all honesty, about as far away from my mind as Ronald McDonald is from Joel Robuchon!
But, as I sit in the office looking out on a gloomy day, towards the end of a gloomy year with a gloomy economic outlook ahead in what may be another gloomy year, I got to thinking….can you really pair wine with fast food and if so, what would you drink with what?
Heading down to my local McDonalds ‘restaurant’ I picked five meals that I thought I could pair with five wines:
1) Chicken McNuggets with Sweet and Sour Sauce
2) Filet o Fish
3) McSpicy Chicken Filet
4) Big Mac
5) Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Now, the thought of trying to pair a ‘Sausage McMuffin with Egg’ with a wine made me nauseous, god only knows what’s really in the sausage patty and who in their right mind could pair a rubber egg with a wine, so I went for foods that seemed easy enough to pair with a wine.
After consulting a few friends on Facebook I got the impression that champagne was a great match to fast food so I decided to start with that. Skipping the fries I cracked into the Chicken nuggets and a glass of bubbly.
The wine somewhat complimented the nugget, and with the addition of the sweet and sour sauce it did actually clean the palate of the toxic taste of the sauce. Must say the nugget alone with Champagne isn’t all that bad!
Swiftly moving on I headed for the fridge and grabbed myself a nice Australian Chardonnay to go with my spicy chicken burger. In fact, it wasn’t all that bad, only that the chicken itself was rather oily and that spoilt the wines’ mouth feel. The spice was nicely counteracted by the mildly oaky Chardonnay and overall, I can’t say it was a bad match!
Fortunately for me, not a big eater, the consistency of McDonald’s food is not like others and it is possible to eat more of this ‘food’ than one would normally eat in other restaurants although I must profess to only having had 2 nuggets and a bite and a half of the spicy chicken filet thus far.

So, onward and upward we go with the Filet O Fish! I wanted to pair this with a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc but thought that the tropical flavours and intense acidity would override the ‘delicate flavours of the fish of no discernable name or origin’ but in the end the only flavour that was on my palate was that of the super-overbearing tartar sauce that was so generously heaped upon the piece of fish.
According to Bob Campbell MW, if there is a food you don’t know what to pair a wine with, use Pinot Noir. This, I must say, may well be true as the Big Mac worked really well with the Pinot. Whether it was the ‘secret sauce’ – that is rather fruity – that complimented the wine, I don’t know, but in all it wasn’t bad at all!
Finally to the Quarter pounder which I paired with a Malbec from Argentina. First impressions were that there was no match at all but as I delved deeper into the burger and hit the ketchup and onions, the paring came together quite well. It must be said that the burger alone does not match the malbec but the sweetness of the ketchup and onion actually fared ok with the chocolatey flavours of the wine.
Overall, this is not an experience I wish to endeavor again. After the tasting I felt pretty rough and I am sure that had nothing to do with the wine. No one in their right mind would actually go out of their way to pair McDonald’s with wine and understandably so.
Whilst a good experiment it does make, after doing such, one begins to realise why they serve coca-cola and not wine!
Contributed by Alasdair Nicol, TLN Editor – Hong Kong